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Posted 03 October 2008 - 02:44 PM
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Posted 03 October 2008 - 03:19 PM
QUOTE (Bryan Deemer @ Oct 3 2008, 11:11 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Words cannot express how awesome these are.
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I just love how organic the growth of this character is... he was a joke in a comic store, and he will not die and now he's got comics, t-shirts, and even buttons. He's bigger than his pappi now! He's destined to become an internet sensation!
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Posted 03 October 2008 - 03:22 PM
What are his stances on the issues?
Healthcare, Economy, Foreign Policy?
More importantly, Does he have a hot running mate?...and what are her measurements?
I can't support the candidate unless these issues are answered.
Healthcare, Economy, Foreign Policy?
More importantly, Does he have a hot running mate?...and what are her measurements?
I can't support the candidate unless these issues are answered.
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Posted 03 October 2008 - 04:07 PM
- Look at me! I'm on a button, man. I'm gonna be on every c-cup boob across America! If only that c-cup boob was on a girl!! waaaaaaaaaah!!!!
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Posted 03 October 2008 - 04:14 PM
QUOTE (Flintlockjaw @ Oct 3 2008, 11:22 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
What are his stances on the issues?
I like my issues in Mylars baby MYLARS!!!
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Healthcare, Economy, Foreign Policy?
Healthcare: free Viagra for everyone!
Economy: All your base belongs to me.
Foreign Policy: Mmmm.... nothing like a nice fresh Swedish babe! I'll be sure to put out my policy across the ocean to any hot foreign girl who wants to hold it in their hands. hahaheheheehahahhahaa...
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More importantly, Does he have a hot running mate?...and what are her measurements?
Hmmmmm..... a hot running mate who is just as smart as a cardboard box and who also has a hand up her ass and just recites things that others put in her mouth... hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Nah that's too easy. bwa hahahahahahahhahahah
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Posted 03 October 2008 - 04:33 PM
QUOTE (Puppet Rios @ Oct 3 2008, 12:14 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I like my issues in Mylars baby MYLARS!!!
Healthcare: free Viagra for everyone!
Economy: All your base belongs to me.
Foreign Policy: Mmmm.... nothing like a nice fresh Swedish babe! I'll be sure to put out my policy across the ocean to any hot foreign girl who wants to hold it in their hands. hahaheheheehahahhahaa...
Hmmmmm..... a hot running mate who is just as smart as a cardboard box and who also has a hand up her ass and just recites things that others put in her mouth... hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Nah that's too easy. bwa hahahahahahahhahahah
HA!
I think I'd like her to do more than recite if I put something in her mouth.
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Posted 03 October 2008 - 04:33 PM
QUOTE (Just Bill @ Oct 3 2008, 10:19 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I just love how organic the growth of this character is... he was a joke in a comic store, and he will not die and now he's got comics, t-shirts, and even buttons. He's bigger than his pappi now!
... not to mention WAAAY bigger than his Pappi's peeny!
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Posted 03 October 2008 - 04:34 PM
Is the Puppet Rios even a US citizen?
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Posted 03 October 2008 - 04:35 PM
QUOTE (Puppet Rios @ Oct 3 2008, 11:07 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
- Look at me! I'm on a button, man. I'm gonna be on every c-cup boob across America! If only that c-cup boob was on a girl!! waaaaaaaaaah!!!!
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Posted 03 October 2008 - 04:36 PM
QUOTE (thefreakytiki @ Oct 3 2008, 12:34 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Is the Puppet Rios even a US citizen?
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Good point. If Ah-nold can't run, the puppet should be able to run either.
Unless of course you look at his birth from his point of creation... which I think was in the back of a car heading to Reading from NYC?
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Posted 03 October 2008 - 04:39 PM
QUOTE (Just Bill @ Oct 3 2008, 11:36 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Good point. If Ah-nold can't run, the puppet should be able to run either.
Unless of course you look at his birth from his point of creation... which I think was in the back of a car heading to Reading from NYC?
Unless of course you look at his birth from his point of creation... which I think was in the back of a car heading to Reading from NYC?
Well... it *has* been discovered that Pappi Rios has a womb...
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Posted 03 October 2008 - 04:57 PM
QUOTE (Just Bill @ Oct 3 2008, 12:36 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Good point. If Ah-nold can't run, the puppet should be able to run either.
Unless of course you look at his birth from his point of creation... which I think was in the back of a car heading to Reading from NYC?
Unless of course you look at his birth from his point of creation... which I think was in the back of a car heading to Reading from NYC?
The back of a car is where, I'm sure, a lot of people have have been conceived.
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Posted 03 October 2008 - 04:57 PM
QUOTE (Flintlockjaw @ Oct 3 2008, 12:33 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
HA!
I think I'd like her to do more than recite if I put something in her mouth.
I think I'd like her to do more than recite if I put something in her mouth.
Hmmmmm That is true! What's longer - the Constitution or the Declaration of Independence. Cause I can hold out a loooooooong time while she recites! Bwa ahhahaahhaha
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Posted 03 October 2008 - 04:58 PM
QUOTE (Kaptain Sequential @ Oct 3 2008, 12:39 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Well... it *has* been discovered that Pappi Rios has a womb...
No surprise there...We always knew he was a pussy.
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Posted 03 October 2008 - 04:59 PM
QUOTE (Kaptain Sequential @ Oct 3 2008, 12:33 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
... not to mention WAAAY bigger than his Pappi's peeny!
Hey! If chu gonna pick on my Papi at least spell it right! Bitches!
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Posted 03 October 2008 - 05:01 PM
QUOTE (thefreakytiki @ Oct 3 2008, 12:34 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Is the Puppet Rios even a US citizen?
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Is Michael Jackson white?
Is the Pope Emperor Palpatine in disguise?
Is Lambchops my bitch?
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Posted 03 October 2008 - 05:08 PM
QUOTE (Kaptain Sequential @ Oct 3 2008, 12:39 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Well... it *has* been discovered that Pappi Rios has a womb...
<insert comic nerd hat>
Well, to be honest that was a bit of a retcon if they do decide to go in that direction - but nothing has been truly established regarding the "womb with a view" just yet... perhaps Jorge Perez lied to get the Deemer in an elaborate ruse to kill of the Puppet Rios in the most viscious way possible... death by fornication! He told The Rios of the womb in order to set his plan in motion!
